Post by Really Proud Dad on Dec 16, 2005 13:55:48 GMT 1
Delia's Way
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your
feet up eating it anyway!
>>Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an
apple in the bag with the potatoes. >>
The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard
for up to a year.
>>Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls
for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix
instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions!!
>> Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while
it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
>> The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough
sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made
it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
>> Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>> The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
>>Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go
away.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it
in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have
the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
>> Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man?
>> and finally the most important tip
>> Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces. >>
The Real Woman's Way Leftover wine? Hello!!!!!
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar
cone to prevent ice cream drips.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for
God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your
feet up eating it anyway!
>>Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an
apple in the bag with the potatoes. >>
The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard
for up to a year.
>>Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls
for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix
instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of
the cake.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions!!
>> Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while
it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice.
>> The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough
sh*t. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made
it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."
>> Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the
refrigerator and it will keep for weeks.
>> The Real Woman's Way
It could keep forever. Who eats it?
>>Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in
half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go
away.
>> The Real Woman's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it
in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have
the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?
>> Delia's Way
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes
opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way Why do I have a man?
>> and finally the most important tip
>> Delia's Way
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces. >>
The Real Woman's Way Leftover wine? Hello!!!!!