CARS

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The New 2013 Ford

(picture of pink smart car here)


Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average male car thief won't be able to find it - let alone turn it on - even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning! Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you really need it, you can't get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of. Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for fuel, and the curb weight typically increases with age. Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.

This model is not expected to reach collector status. Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace when it becomes troublesome.

[henny]

But you failed to mention the Phantom Ultra Super Sport Yeti.
Its a very rare classic collector model that that was the Joining forces of Jaguar,and Rolls-Royce Phantom.Most who have one tend to hold on to them,but there are some that are still available if you find them hiding in storage.
This classic luxury sport model have the speed and performance of a sports car with the low maintenance of a luxury.They don't have the starting,the curb weight or the appetite for fuel problems.They tend to have a lower profile.Head lights are set a bit lower,the paint job tends to give them a wrinkled appearance but the body is solid and clean motor.They are very dependable and versicle,for off-roading and highway.Not for the inexperience car owner,who don't know what they have, since this can cause blown head gaskets and clutch burnout.

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